Quantity meets Quality~CanadaxReader by 1meh8, literature
Literature
Quantity meets Quality~CanadaxReader
(Name) was always such a bright person. It was no wonder she made so many friends after her first week at school. Not to mention how many guys ended up liking her. However, she brushed them off rather quickly, seemingly not interested in what they 'had-to-offer'. Other than that, she was the most charming person I knew. Not to mention funny in her own way, cute, and rather shy at times. Just like me, however I'm usually shy all the time. I wonder if I'll ever get a chance to-
"MATTIE DUDE YOU READY TO GO?!"
Matthew Williams-the charming blond haired Canadian-slammed the hard covered journal and hid it under his pillow the moment his older
AustriaXReaderXPrussia: Orchestra by MoMoOverholt, literature
Literature
AustriaXReaderXPrussia: Orchestra
(Name) reached as high as she could but still couldn’t get her violin off the top shelf. Who in the hell put it up there anyway! After the recent concert some of the orchestra students offered to bring everyone’s instruments back to the orchestra room. She bitterly blew a stray piece of (H/C) hair out of her face as she tried harder.
“Need a little help lieben?” Roderich was standing in the doorway, a soft smile on his handsome face. (Name) smiled back. “Yes thank you Mr. Edelstein.” She took her instrument from him. He smiled down at her. “Anything for you, (Name) ~” And he kissed the top of
Dericious Tuna JapanxReader feat Neko!Japan by kushamisaru, literature
Literature
Dericious Tuna JapanxReader feat Neko!Japan
It was amazing.
Here you were, in Tokyo Japan, one of the busiest and closely compacted cities in the whole wide world...
And yet, you felt alone.
All the tall buildings, and the bustling, chattering people made their way past you, not even noticing you... And you were alone.
Maybe moving here wouldn't be such a good idea after all... you mused, sighing a little bit louder than necessary.
The company where you were working was doing well enough to begin franchising, and one of the cities they had their sights on was this one. Naturally though, they needed someone to look after things there. Having loved Japan and its culture ever since
~The PDA Syndrome~*Awesome!Trio X Reader* by VanillaSuu, literature
Literature
~The PDA Syndrome~*Awesome!Trio X Reader*
~The PDA Syndrome~
*Awesome!Trio X Reader*
'Yo dude!Remember that hot damn dancer chick I wanted to hit on?' - Matthias,3:28
'Yes,I do!Your point?' - (Name),3:32
'I slept with her man!' - Matthias,3:34
'And how do you know that?' - (Name),3:35
'I woke up covered in pink sparkle and red lipstick!' - Matthias,3:37
The (h/c) tucked a strad of hair back into her ponytail,chuckling at the Dane's silliness.She could have sworn she sensed his excitement through the phone.
'That...or maybe that Twillight Non-vampire-fairy dude effed you and powdered you with his fairy dust!' - (Name),3:40
'Man,you are such a funkiller!I am telling you I've got a ho
Part 2 CulinaryArtStudent!EnglandXxXxChef!Reader by SassyAnimeGyrl15, literature
Literature
Part 2 CulinaryArtStudent!EnglandXxXxChef!Reader
The next day Arthur sat on his couch staring down at his phone and [Name]'s number. He didn't know what to do! Should he call first? Well, he would have to since he didn't give her his number. Should he call now? But she might be working now!
'Who knew this would be so much trouble.' He thought to himself. Alfred, who had been sitting by him the whole time, snatched Arthur's phone and [Name]'s number and jetted.
"Alfred you git, come back here!" Arthur yelled. Alfred ran into the guest bedroom an locked the door.
"Open this bloody door!"
"I'm helping you get started, dude!"
"Stop it! Bloody fucking stop it!"
"What's up? Is this [Name]?" Arth
Hide and Seek: 2p!England x Crazy!Reader Part II by 666kurai, literature
Literature
Hide and Seek: 2p!England x Crazy!Reader Part II
Oliver nodded, but told you, “Well, poppet, why don’t we both choose something we’d like from the other, then whoever wins can claim their prize.”
~
You smiled at him, accepting the terms and thinking of what you might like from him. He got out a beautiful pocket watch and handed it to you. You received the object wide eyed, (e/c) orbs entranced in its beauty. Which, after a moment of quick deliberation, you decided was almost up to par with its master. “Love, if I can’t find you in the next two hours, you win. If I can, I win, deal?”
“Deal.” you said, manic grin returning.
Olive
Dear ~Megrules (https://www.deviantart.com/megrules),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year in your apartment and I saw you insult my best friend. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your love letters, but I'll keep your suicide note. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.
Go burn, :iconPaigerz4liferz:
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Duuuude this isn't as funny as I wanted it to be :c,,,,
-> How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but __
[ ] January - I kicked
[x] February - I kissed
[ ] March - I touched
[ ] April - I crushed
[ ] May - I whacked
[ ] June - I stabbed
[ ] July - I attacked
[ ] August - I slapped
[ ] September - I scared
[ ] October - I punctured
[ ] November - I scratched
[ ] December - I hurt
Day of birth:
[ ] 01 - Feliciano Vargas (Italy Veneciano/ N. Italy)
[ ] 02 - Ludwig (Germany)
[ ] 03 - Kiku Honda (Japan)
[ ] 04 - Alfred F. Jones (America)
[ ] 05 - Arthur Kirkland (England)
[ ] 06 - Yao Wang (China)
[ ] 07 - Ivan Braginski (Russia)
[ ] 08 - Francis Bonnefoy (France)
[ ] 09 - Matthew Wiliams (Canada)
[ ] 10 - Toris Laurinaitis (Lit
In 2012 I...
[x] Got a new piercing.
[x] Dyed my hair.
[] Ended a relationship.
[] Started a new relationship.
[x] Been on a long car/bus journey.
[] Passed an exam.
[x] Met someone who's now an important part of my life.
[x] Cried on someone's shoulder.
[x] Had a massive fight with a boy/girl
[x] Received flowers.
[x] Had a Valentine.
[] Written a letter using pen & paper. ~imafailureplz (https://www.deviantart.com/imafailureplz)
[] Gone to see a therapist
[x] Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
[x] Read a really good book.
[] Went to the zoo.
[x] Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
[] Traveled by train.
[] Cried over a member of the opposite sex