Shop Mobile More Submit  Join Login
About Deviant Member PaigeFemale/United States Recent Activity
Deviant for 3 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 11 Deviations 16 Comments 1,152 Pageviews

Newest Deviations

Favourites

Activity


There isn't any recent activity from deviants you watch. Fill up your Watch Feed by watching more deviants!
  • Mood: Suggestive
  • Listening to: Musical Porn
  • Reading: Readable Porn
  • Watching: Porn
  • Playing: Playable Porn
  • Eating: Edible Porn
  • Drinking: Drinkable Porn
Dear :iconmegrules:,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year in your apartment and I saw you insult my best friend. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your love letters, but I'll keep your suicide note. You should also know that I get sick when I think of our friendship.

Go burn, :iconpaigerz4liferz:

----------------------------------------

Duuuude this isn't as funny as I wanted it to be :c,,,,



-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____, -Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - F*ck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

deviantID

Paigerz4liferz
Paige
United States

AdCast - Ads from the Community

Comments


Add a Comment:
 
:iconhikarifrey:
HikariFrey Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
Thank you so much for adding [link] to your favs ^A^
Reply
:iconalycerain:
Alycerain Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Gracias for the fave!
Reply
:iconkokorojiyu72:
KokoroJiyu72 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for favoriting my CanadaxReader - Ring Pop one shot! I'm happy to know you enjoyed it! :iconmoesmileplz:
Reply
:iconsugarroll:
SugarRoll Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013
Thanks a bunch for the watch! :glomp:
Reply
:iconsentienttree:
sentienttree Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Student Writer
thanks for all the faves!
Reply
:icontwinvampire:
TwinVampire Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fav^^:hug:
Reply
:iconeuropas:
europas Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for the watch ;u;
Reply
:iconinouekuran:
Inouekuran Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist
thanks you for the fave : D
Reply
:icontheanswer-fortytwo:
TheAnswer-FortyTwo Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013
Thanks for the Watch! :iconsupertighthugplz:
Reply
:icon1meh8:
1meh8 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
thanks for the watch :)
Reply
Add a Comment: